Garie Beach

Can I advertise in London for an attratctive English lady to live with me at Bondi Beach for breeding purposes?

I live at Bondi in Sydney & should the time come & I decide to settle down here & raise a few sons in my likeness, I would require, or perhaps just prefer they be of English decent. Should I advertise for women in London to travvel here, all expenses paid, upon which to plant my seed? It is a truely beautifull place at that.

Public Comments

1. You play life like a game. You will end up losing one day.
2. But I thought people from England weren't articulate enough for ya?
3. Does your advertisement tell htem that you r gonna plant a seed? cause if you don't, u sound like a rapist and wrong
4. Oh yeah. Great idea. Be sure to mention the specific "plant your seed" part. The ladies will come a-running.
5. Are many of your white Australian women not of English decent? I am not wrong? Did not most Australians come on the ships from England? The country was 'founded' by the British and they used the country to keep British prisoners away from England and brought them to Australia. Why would you need a women from England? when you have many in Aussie who most likely have English decent?
6. You will have one h@l! of a judgement day! God will sit you down and put this part of your life on play over and over and over again until you turn blue in the face! Did you ask your mum and dad the same type of advise? What the bleep did they say?
7. Sorry, the zoos in London or even the whole of UK do not sell females for "breeding" purposes. Try your own backwoods for a female kangaroo, sounds much closer to your heritage and type.
8. Yes you can. You might not get one though.
9. I saw your answer to that other girls question and it was disgusting! Stupid anti-Semitic idiot! And I speak better English than you, I'm also obviously far more intelligent than you judging by your questions and answers!
10. you are sick and can't even spell properly .
11. Go To> Andrea's answer.